paisley folk have fleas !!!

well today bunny and golly took a trip to pais-lee , christ whit a shit hole it still is , and the folk stink !!!

golly thought he saw fleas jumping from one 'buddie' to another ..

<-------------and then there is this clown 'buddie bear' he claims to be the face of the paisley centre .. bunny thinks his face should be hidden by a paper bag coz what a face he has.. no wonder there is on one in the place with this idiot scaring every one away!!!

the paisley centre boasts over 500 parking spaces and a massive 40 shops wooooo!!! almost as big as the trafford centre in manchester .. UMMMM oh no its not even a quarter of it

there are so many boarded up shops in the metropolis of pais-lee perhaps this was due to the pig flu .. coz most of the folk we saw looked like pigs

here in bunny towers extreeme measures have been taken to stop pig flu.. we just shoot any pig we see !!!, and if some one sneezes an alarm goes off and they get a hankie shuved in their hand !!

bunny and golly got EYE Fones !!

well at last bunny and golly decided that they were going to get their new fones .. no thanks to all the hastle caused by o5, they kept giving them diffent dates as to when they could get them, and then told them they could only get one a day !!

well when you have 14 mini gollys and 30 mini bunnys and a bunnetta and golletta to deal with this sure makes a bunny and golly's life some times a bit hard

so now they are all walking about with their eye fones and showing of to the old folk who dont have them and only use old tin cans and bits of string

charlie chimp monkey's nephew decided that he wanted a better fone and got a munkey fone

so now of course they can all call each other and the minis can text charlie chimp and tell him that he aint getting no carmel cake from golleta

bunnetta and her carmel cake

golly thinks bunny has been eating far too much of the carmel cake that bunnetta made , after all he has only had 300 slices , over the past 3 days !!

mind you bunny says he has been busy delivering easter eggs , and that he needs to build up the energy for bun fest , which might still be cancled due to the wicked witch in the caravan

bunnetta is fair chuffed with her carmel cake .. even though the base is so hard golly says it would make great slabs for the garden or bricks to chuck at the lovley buddies out there

<------ bunny sorting out easter !!!

bunnetta says she did not get her recipie from any cheep magazine but got it from that rather expensive one that all the celebs read .. cherio!!

<------bunnetta and her expensive magazine cherio!

time for pensioners to wake up

You know every where you go these scroungers are loitering .. if they are not demanding a seat on the rush hour bus , they are ramming into your legs with their trolly.

They go on about youngsters, but doing some digging , golly found that a man of 72 killed an other old scrounger of 60 .. hardly young

they also go on about dole scroungers , WELL WAKE UP OLD FART your a scrounger your self , claiming that massive ammount of old age pension.

they also go on about how they fought in the war .. well by some of their attitudes you would think they fought on the wrong side, golly has been told to go home N*****R by some of them.. well heres news for ya HE WAS BORN HERE !!!

what do pensioners bring to society , they reek of wee wee , play bingo all day , take out their teeth and try to sook you to death , they fart , expect a seat after you have worked a hard 10 hour shift on the bus, they moan from they get up to they go to bed they also seem to complain about every thing from the price of a tin of beans to the cost to heat their home... well listen granpa its feckin tough for us all

after all here in bunny towers live a prime example of these pensioner scroungers .. mr & mrs English drunk from 9am till bed time day after day after day , and we are paying for them to get this luxury apartment here , they live rent free , council tax free , get a massive pension and spend it on what... sausage rolls and whisky , they even have the cheek to smoke too !!!!

its high time these benefit scroungers aka pensioners were dealt with as harshly as those every one seems to hate just now the cronically sick and disabled .. wake up pensioner your time on the gravy train is comming to an end ... no ifs no buts

its been some time

gosh its been some time since we were last here

golly has had his head square on dusting off the cob webs

and also being in hiding incase some one calls him racsit . even though he is a member of the anti nazi leauge

monkey's nephew charlie chimp has mooved into monkeys wee cottage .. jings whit a story teller he is

any ways just a quick hello to let our fans know we r back !! AND THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL !!!

Hurricane Evil Heads towards Milport

Bunny and golly are hopping that this big blowy wind thing thats heading towards Milport wont blow away all the sand.

Monkey is well prepared though , he got a pack amack , from the pound shop and says that will do him for the rain.

Golletta has also prepared by getting a few dozen sausage rolls from farmfoods.

12 days till they jet off on holiday !!

15 Days till we go to the Ibiza of Scotland !!!

Well its nearly time for us to jet off to the party town of Millport !!!

its even got palm trees !!

Milport is oten refered to as the Ibizia of Scotland due to its crazy mad party scene !!!

Golly has been out and bought his glow stix and says he plans to get "mad way it" golletta is hopping that he does not get too mad or he might end up with a back to front jacket on !!!

Bunnetta has even been to iceland to ensure that they have ennough good scottish food for their trip and has packed a packet of custard creams in monkey's case , hoping he does not get stopped by customs !!

Bunny is quite concerned he does not see any lions whilst on holiday as he was in hamilton another thriving party town and saw this

he was quite alarmed that the lion was allowed to eat the man !!